1 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,411 ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,446 Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,814 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,516 ( louder ): AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:18,719 * OH... 6 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,788 * WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? * 7 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,790 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 8 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,293 * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE. * 9 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,694 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 10 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,097 * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH... * 11 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,364 * SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS! * 12 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:33,134 * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. * 13 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,768 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 14 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,704 * READY? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 15 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:39,707 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:40,741 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,377 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 18 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,713 ( laughs heartily ) 19 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:49,217 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION ( plays airy tune ) 20 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,718 and NICKELODEON] 21 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:05,733 ( sniffs ) 22 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,135 AH... 23 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:13,507 ( door opens, Pearl crying... ) 24 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,215 Krabs: DON'T CRY, LOVE. 25 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:23,351 DADDY'S GOING TO MAKE IT ALL RIGHT. 26 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:24,485 CALM DOWN, GIRL! 27 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:28,289 ( crying louder ) 28 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,457 AH... ( screams ) 29 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:42,303 MR. KRABS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEARL? 30 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:44,405 HER SCURVY PROM DATE STOOD HER UP, BOY 31 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,574 AND SHE CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ANOTHER. 32 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:50,678 THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE FISH IN THE SEA 33 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:55,349 AS LONG, TAN AND HANDSOME AS HE IS... AND THAT'S HIM! 34 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:56,750 NO, NO, BABY. 35 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:57,918 NO MORE CRYING. 36 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,320 WE'LL GET YOU A DATE. 37 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,855 WHY, UH... I'LL TAKE YOU. 38 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:05,259 ( starting to cry ) 39 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,860 WHAT ABOUT SQUIDWARD? 40 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,531 ( starting to cry ) 41 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,433 WAIT, WAIT... 42 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,468 HERE, TAKE SPONGEBOB. 43 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,469 AH! THE FRY COOK? 44 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:18,539 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD DO TO MY COMPLEXION? 45 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:21,342 PEOPLE WILL MISTAKE ME FOR A PLANETARIUM. 46 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,676 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 47 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:25,913 I DON'T KNOW... BUT I CAN'T TAKE HIM, DADDY. 48 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:31,419 THEY'LL KICK ME OFF THE MOST FREQUENTLY PICTURED IN THE YEARBOOK COMMITTEE. 49 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:32,586 YEAH, THEY WOULD. 50 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,888 WE'VE GOT TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE. 51 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:38,359 LISTEN UP! WHICH ONE OF YOU LUCKY LUBBERS WANTS TO TAKE 52 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:41,862 ME LOVELY DAUGHTER PEARL TO THE PROM? 53 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,803 JUST DON'T BE LATE, SPONGEBOB. 54 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:53,407 NOW LISTEN, BOY, I'M A-COUNTING ON YOU 55 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,809 TO MAKE THIS A VERY SPECIAL NIGHT 56 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,611 FOR A VERY SPECIAL GIRL. 57 00:02:57,645 --> 00:03:00,548 REMEMBER, YOU'RE DOING IT FOR GOOD OLD MR... 58 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:01,949 OH, HI, MR. KRABS. 59 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:04,885 ARE YOU TALKING TO THAT DUMMY I MADE? 60 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,555 IT'S PRETTY REALISTIC, ISN'T IT? 61 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,290 I MADE THIS PART OUT OF... 62 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:10,524 NEVER MIND THAT, BOY! 63 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:12,626 YOU'RE TAKING PEARL TO HER PROM. 64 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,794 REALLY? OH, WOW! 65 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,530 DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS. 66 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,432 I AM A PROM EXPERT. 67 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,734 OH, GARY, I'M A PROM FAILURE. 68 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:24,772 I COULDN'T EVEN GET A DATE FOR MY OWN JUNIOR PROM. 69 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,407 ( meows ) 70 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,876 NO, THAT WAS PATRICK WHO BROUGHT HIS MOM. 71 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,479 BESIDES, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPARE 72 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:32,946 WITH PEARL'S OLD BOYFRIEND 73 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,682 MR. LONG, TAN AND HANDSOME? 74 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,317 ( meows ) 75 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,485 WHAT IS IT, GARY? 76 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:38,886 WHAT DO YOU HAVE? 77 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,488 ( honking and beeping ) 78 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:41,522 SAY, GARY... 79 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,358 THIS MAGAZINE GIVES ME AN IDEA. 80 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:15,022 LONG... 81 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,590 TAN... 82 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:19,427 MMM... HANDSOME. 83 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:20,528 ( boinging ) 84 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,029 OKAY, GARY, WAIT TILL PEARL 85 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,531 GETS AN EYEFUL OF THIS! 86 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:31,672 ( boinging ) 87 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,575 ( doorbell rings ) 88 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,943 HELLO? 89 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,046 WHAT DO YOU THINK, PEARL? 90 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,349 CLEANS UP PRETTY GOOD, DOESN'T HE? 91 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,851 WELL, AT LEAST NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE YOU. 92 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:45,619 NOW, LISTEN, SPONGEBOB. 93 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,355 I JUST WANT TO GET THROUGH THIS 94 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,856 WITH MY SOCIAL STATUS INTACT. 95 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,659 I WANT TO GO TO THE PROM, GET MY PICTURE TAKEN 96 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,026 AND I WANT TO DANCE... 97 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,027 ...DRINK PUNCH... 98 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,696 AND DON'T DO THAT OTHER THING 99 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,530 YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING... 100 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,632 UH, PEARL, WE GOT TO GET TO THE LIMO. 101 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,800 A LIMO! 102 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,503 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? 103 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,771 I LOVE LIMOUSINES! 104 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,839 GO EASY ON HIM, LASSIE! 105 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:10,978 I CAN'T AFFORD TO BREAK IN A NEW FRY COOK! HAR-HAR-HAR... 106 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:13,614 ( rock music playing ) 107 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,617 ( metal scraping harshly... ) 108 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,453 Crowd: OW... OW... OW...! 109 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,655 ( music continues, general conversation ) 110 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:24,091 THE GYM LOOKS WONDERFUL. 111 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:28,095 WELL, I GUESS THE FIRST THING WE SHOULD DO IS... 112 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,630 ( camera clicks ) 113 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,566 YAY, MY FIRST PROM PICTURE! 114 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,603 UH... OUR FIRST PROM PICTURE. 115 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:39,607 LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 116 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,041 COME ON, SPONGEBOB. 117 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,743 BE RIGHT THERE! 118 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,144 ( boinging ) 119 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,580 WILL YOU HURRY UP? 120 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,749 UH... JUST A SECOND! 121 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,083 ( boinging ) 122 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,452 COMING... 123 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:52,620 SORRY... 124 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,121 ( boinging ) 125 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:57,558 HERE I AM...! 126 00:05:57,591 --> 00:06:00,394 CHEESE...! OH! 127 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,665 THAT WILL BE A KEEPER. 128 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,999 Girl: LOOK, IT'S PEARL! 129 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,501 HI, PEARL! 130 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,537 SPONGEBOB, HERE COME MY FRIENDS! 131 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:10,971 UH... GO GET ME SOME PUNCH! 132 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:13,073 PROM EXPERT, AWAY! 133 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,508 ( boinging ) 134 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,810 Girls: HI, PEARL! 135 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,111 HI, GIRLS. 136 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,981 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET BILLY FISHKINS. 137 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:21,982 MEEP. 138 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,851 AND YOU KNOW BRIAN FLOUNDER 139 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,018 FROM MATH CLASS. 140 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,019 MEEP. 141 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,555 HI, BRIAN. 142 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:30,624 SO... LIKE, WHERE'S YOUR DATE, PEARL? 143 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,593 WE'RE DYING TO MEET HIM. 144 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:36,797 HE'S OVER AT THE PUNCH BOWL GETTING ME SOME PUNCH. 145 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,199 OOH, IS HE THE REALLY TALL ONE? 146 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,200 OH, YES. 147 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,669 I MEAN, OH, NO... 148 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,971 AH... EEE... 149 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,073 EEE... 150 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,075 AH... EEE... 151 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:51,845 AH... EEE... AH... 152 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:53,514 ( boinging ) 153 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,048 HUP-HUP-HUP... 154 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,717 HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP... 155 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,051 HUP-HUP-HUP... 156 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,521 WHOA... OH! 157 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:01,955 OH...! 158 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:05,793 OH, QUICK, LET'S GO SEE HOW UGLY CINDY'S DRESS IS. 159 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:08,028 THANK YOU. MEEP. 160 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:10,163 YEAH, THANKS. 161 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,766 SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 162 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,034 HI, PEARL! 163 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,770 COME ON, IT WON'T BITE. 164 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,006 YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS! 165 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,541 ( gasps ) 166 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:21,709 WHAT IS IT? 167 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,977 GET DOWN, THEY'LL SEE US! 168 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:27,515 IT'S MY EX-BOYFRIEND, OCTAVIUS REX 169 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:30,584 A.K.A. LONG, TAN AND HANDSOME. 170 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:31,752 MEEP. 171 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,855 WHOA... BUT I BET HE ISN'T HOLDER 172 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:39,192 OF THE REGIONAL ROMANTIC DANCE CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY. 173 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,894 GIVE ME THAT BACK. 174 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,730 ( laughs ) THAT DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN. 175 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:43,997 LET'S GO! 176 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,966 ( rock music playing ) 177 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,067 READY? 178 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,039 SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 179 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,908 CAN'T YOU SEE EVERYBODY HERE IS DOING THE WHACK? 180 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,545 ( whacking ) 181 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,914 THE WHACK? 182 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,116 OH, YEAH, I INVENTED THAT ONE. 183 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,685 UH... ( boinging ) 184 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,620 ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DO THIS? 185 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:10,223 OH...! 186 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:13,894 ( screams ) 187 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:21,902 ( screaming, crashing, clattering... ) 188 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:25,138 WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN TAKE ME HOME NOW. 189 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:29,076 NOW THAT YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING... ( crying ) 190 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,845 DON'T CRY... THE PROM EXPERT IS HERE. 191 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,814 I HAVEN'T FAILED YET... 192 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,050 HEY, WE CAN STILL... NO, I BROKE THAT. 193 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,853 I KNOW! WE COULD... NO. 194 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:42,055 DON'T CRY, DON'T CRY. 195 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:45,659 WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T... 196 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:49,597 ( crying ) 197 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:52,833 WOW, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? 198 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,002 POOR LITTLE GUY. 199 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,671 ( crying... ) 200 00:08:57,705 --> 00:09:00,808 ( screaming... ) 201 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:03,911 SPONGE, ARE YOU OKAY? 202 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:07,581 SpongeBob ( crying ): OH... RUINED EVERYTHING. OH... 203 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:11,084 DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB-- YOU DIDN'T MESS EVERYTHING UP. 204 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:14,788 ( wailing incoherently ): ...HOT DOG. 205 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,224 ( laughs ) ACTUALLY, IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY 206 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,960 WHEN THAT HOT DOG LANDED IN JUDY'S HAIR. 207 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,796 ( wailing ): ...GOOD TIME. 208 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,965 BUT I AM HAVING A GOOD TIME. 209 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:28,101 YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T FINISHED OUR DANCE YET. 210 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,070 ( mumbling question ) 211 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,706 YES, YOU CAN STILL WEAR THE WIG. 212 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,907 LET'S GO! 213 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,046 Singer: ALL RIGHT, YOU INVERTEBRATES. 214 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,616 I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THE SPONGE. 215 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:45,285 * WELL, IF YOU TAKE YOUR LEG AND YOU STICK IT IN THE AIR * 216 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,622 * AND THEN YOU TAKE THE OTHER ONE AND JAM IT RIGHT UP THERE * 217 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:51,825 * YOU TWIST YOURSELF AROUND AND GIVE A GREAT BIG LUNGE * 218 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,961 * NOW YOU'RE DOING THE SPONGE 219 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,764 * HUH, DO THE SPONGE, SPONGE, OH, DO THE SPONGE * 220 00:09:56,797 --> 00:10:00,033 * BET YOUR BUNS YOU'RE DOING THE SPONGE * 221 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,402 * WELL, NOW, FIRST YOU TAKE YOUR LEG * 222 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,839 * AND YOU STICK IT IN THE AIR 223 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:08,909 * AND THEN YOU TAKE THE OTHER ONE * 224 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,811 OH, OH, OH...! * AND YOU JAM IT RIGHT UP THERE... * 225 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,312 MEEP, MEEP. 226 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,881 GET LOST, PIZZA TOPPING. 227 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,849 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DOING THE SPONGE? 228 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,218 * ...A BIG LUNGE 229 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:21,989 * NOW YOU'RE DOING, YEAH, NOW YOU'RE DOING THE SPONGE * 230 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,692 * ALL RIGHT NOW, YEAH, DO THE SPONGE, SPONGE * 231 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,661 ( screaming... ) * OH, DO THE SPONGE 232 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,663 * BEFORE YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TAKING THE PLUNGE * 233 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:32,199 * I SAID THE SPONGE, SPONGE, OH, DO THE SPONGE * 234 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,002 ( siren wailing... ) * BET YOUR BUNS YOU'RE DOING THE SPONGE * 235 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:38,138 * YEAH, BET YOUR BUNS YOU'RE DOING THE SPONGE * 236 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,074 * OH, YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE DOING THE SPONGE * 237 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:44,678 * OH, I SAID THE SPONGE, SPONGE, YEAH, DO THE SPONGE * 238 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:47,347 ( whooping ) * YEAH, DO THE SPONGE, SPONGE... * 239 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,683 SpongeBob and Pearl: THEY LOVE US! 240 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:53,954 Both: YAY, WE'RE POPULAR! 241 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,790 ( crowd grumbling... ) 242 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,795 GO WRECK SOMEONE ELSE'S PROM, WILL YOU? 243 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,134 GEE WHIZ, PEARL. 244 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,003 I'M SORRY TONIGHT DIDN'T TURN OUT LIKE YOU PLANNED. 245 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,872 OH, DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB. 246 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,441 I KNEW IT WOULD BE A TOTAL DISASTER ALL ALONG. 247 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,343 BUT AS FAR AS DISASTERS GO 248 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,745 THAT WAS REALLY FUN. 249 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,012 Mr. Krabs: AHA! 250 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,981 KEEP AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS FLOWER! 251 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:21,849 ( gasps ) 252 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,450 YOU ALMOST STEPPED ON IT. 253 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,120 OH, DADDY! 254 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:30,423 WELL, GOODNIGHT, SHORT, YELLOW AND SPONGY. 255 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,324 SPONGEBOB? 256 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,797 GOOD JOB, LADDIE. 257 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,840 OH, THERE YOU ARE, DUMMY. 258 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,308 YOU SURE COME IN HANDY. 259 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:51,078 ( laughing... ) 260 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,027 SpongeBob: HEY, SQUIDWARD. 261 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,361 HEY, SQUIDWARD. 262 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,897 HEY, SQUIDWARD. 263 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,031 HEY, SQUIDWARD. 264 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,365 HEY, SQUIDWARD. 265 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,234 OKAY, I'LL BITE. 266 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,937 WHAT IS IT, SPONGEBOB? 267 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,371 DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS? 268 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,940 ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY? 269 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,141 ( SpongeBob laughs ) 270 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,309 NO, SILLY. 271 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,177 THAT'S ON THE 15TH. 272 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,847 TODAY'S THE BEGINNING OF THE JUDGING 273 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,515 FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. 274 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:32,119 SPONGEBOB, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT AWARD IS A SCAM? 275 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,520 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 276 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,555 MR. KRABS GIVES YOU THAT AWARD 277 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,425 SO YOU'LL WORK HARDER FOR NO EXTRA MONEY. 278 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,093 THAT IS NOT TRUE, SQUIDWARD. 279 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:42,162 HE GIVES IT TO ME BECAUSE I WORK HARDER. 280 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,231 YOU COULD WIN IT, TOO, IF YOU TRIED HARDER. 281 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,332 OH, FOR WHAT? 282 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:48,335 TO GET MY FACE ON THE WALL OF SHAME? 283 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,337 SQUIDWARD, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. 284 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,473 HAVING PRIDE IN YOUR WORK IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 285 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,844 WHY, IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES IT ALL WORTHWHILE. 286 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,011 THATTABOY, SPONGEBOB. 287 00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,814 THIS IS GOING TO BE A TOUGH ONE, THOUGH. 288 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,916 THERE'S NO CLEAR-CUT WINNER. 289 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,317 WATCH OUT, SPONGEBOB-- 290 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,988 SQUIDWARD APPEARS TO BE ON THE VERGE OF A BREAKOUT. 291 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,958 THERE MIGHT BE A NEW FACE ON THE WALL THIS MONTH. 292 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,425 HUH? 293 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,830 THAT'S RIGHT, SPONGEBOB. 294 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,399 I MIGHT SNEAK UP ON YOU. 295 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,936 ( laughing ) ( laughing ) 296 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,007 ( laughing ) 297 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,475 NO! 298 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,278 ( sobbing ) 299 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:35,582 HOW COULD I HAVE LET THE QUALITY OF MY WORK SLIP SO MUCH? 300 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:39,352 ( laughing ) 301 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,428 ( grunting ) 302 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,363 ( screams ) 303 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,134 ( grunting ) 304 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,903 Squidward: NEED SOME HELP? 305 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:56,970 ( screams ) 306 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,172 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 307 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,574 MAKING KRABBY PATTIES? 308 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,010 YOU'RE LOSING IT. 309 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,478 DON'T YOU KNOW THAT AWARD IS A LOAD OF... 310 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,615 GARBAGE. 311 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,118 PLEASE, DON'T TELL MR. KRABS ABOUT THIS. 312 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,420 IT'LL HURT MY CHANCES OF WINNING THE AWARD. 313 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:17,991 I ALREADY TOLD YOU, THAT AWARD IS A BUNCH OF... 314 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,326 BALONEY. 315 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,261 THAT IS NOT TRUE, SQUIDWARD. 316 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,264 LIKE THIS HAT, THE AWARD IS A SYMBOL OF... 317 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,299 IT'S A SYMBOL THAT YOU'RE A CHUMP. 318 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,036 ( screams ) NO, SQUIDWARD. OH! 319 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,438 AND THIS IS A SYMBOL OF WHAT I THINK 320 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,407 OF THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD! 321 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,675 ( clang ) OW! 322 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,178 AN EXPERIENCED EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 323 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,547 ALWAYS KEEPS A BRICK OF LEAD IN HIS HAT. 324 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,150 I'M TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME 325 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,618 THAT AWARD IS NOTHING BUT A JOKE. 326 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,423 WHAT IF SQUIDWARD'S RIGHT? 327 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,292 WHAT IF THE AWARD IS A PHONY? 328 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,462 DOES THIS MEAN MY WHOLE BODY OF WORK IS MEANINGLESS? 329 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,464 STOW THAT KIND OF TALK, SAILOR. 330 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,966 THIS IS WAR NOW, PRIVATE. 331 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,301 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO THINK. 332 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,536 THIS IS NO TIME TO GO LILY-LIVERED ON US. 333 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,105 BUT, SIR... 334 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,340 THERE'S NO ROOM FOR "BUTS" IN WAR, SOLDIER. 335 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,976 HE WANTS YOU TO CRACK. 336 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,411 HE'S TRYING TO TRICK YOU, GET INSIDE YOUR MIND. 337 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:15,082 YOU MUST STOP AT NOTHING-- AND I MEAN NOTHING-- TO DEFEAT HIM. 338 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,017 HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR, PRIVATE? 339 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,318 CRYSTAL, SIR. 340 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,387 GOOD. NOW MOVE OUT! 341 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,631 I WON'T LET SQUIDWARD WIN. 342 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:40,040 HE CAN'T GO TO WORK IF HE DOESN'T WAKE UP. 343 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,275 TARGET SIGHTED. 344 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,185 HUH? 345 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,598 ( Squidward gargling ) 346 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,749 HUH? 347 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,117 ( muttering ) 348 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,720 ( giggles ) 349 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,731 ( screaming ) 350 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,271 SPONGEBOB! 351 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,405 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 352 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:49,076 YOU CAN'T WIN THAT AWARD IF YOU DON'T GET UP FOR WORK. 353 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,345 HUH? 354 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,247 HA-HA. 355 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,719 ( grunting... ) 356 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:06,193 ( grunting... ) 357 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,294 STOP IT, SPONGEBOB. 358 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,296 IF I REALLY WANTED THAT AWARD 359 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,498 I COULD WIN IT WITH MY TENTACLES TIED. 360 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,166 THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. 361 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,568 YOU'RE A LUNATIC, SPONGEBOB! 362 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:20,073 MAYBE SO, BUT I DID WIN EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 26 MONTHS IN A ROW. 363 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:23,610 ARE Y... ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME? 364 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:28,115 I'VE BEEN BETTER THAN YOU FOR 26 MONTHS-- AND IT'LL BE 27 TOMORROW. 365 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:31,251 OH, THAT'S IT, SQUARE-FOR-BRAINS, THAT'S IT! 366 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,452 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU 367 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,687 HOW EASY IT IS TO WIN THAT AWARD. 368 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,824 I'M GOING TO BE THE NEW EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. 369 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:41,461 I WILL PROVE TO YOU I AM FAR MORE COMPETENT THAN YOU. 370 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,864 WELL, I'M GOING IN EARLY TO WAX THE FLOORS. 371 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,734 I'LL HAVE DONE IT BY THE TIME YOU GET THERE. 372 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,637 YOU'LL HAVE TO GET UP EARLY TO GET THERE BEFORE ME. 373 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,406 I DON'T NEED THE SLEEP... LOSER. 374 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,443 WELL, ME NEITHER... 26-TIME LOSER. 375 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:05,118 LOOK AT HIM, WATCHING ME. 376 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,854 I'M WATCHING YOU, SPONGEBOB. 377 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,124 YOU'RE NOT LEAVING BEFORE ME. 378 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:14,761 HEY, SQUIDWARD, GETTING SLEEPY, HUH? 379 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,597 NO. HOW ABOUT YOU? 380 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,698 NOPE. 381 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,868 ( playing lullaby...) 382 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,809 NIGHTY-NIGHT. 383 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:36,849 ( snoring ) 384 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:39,652 ( chuckling ) 385 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,753 ( screams ) 386 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,923 SPONGEBOB! 387 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,458 HEY, SQUIDWARD. 388 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,327 GOING SOMEWHERE? 389 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,530 I'M GOING TO WRING YOU DRY WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE. 390 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,432 NOW, GET ME OUT OF HERE. 391 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,566 OKAY, SQUIDWARD. 392 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,302 I'LL STOP BY AFTER WORK. 393 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,370 SPONGEBOB...! 394 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,571 SPONGEBOB! 395 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,240 NOW TO GET SOME REST. 396 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:04,911 DON'T WANT TO LOOK TIRED FOR MY EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH PHOTO. 397 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,947 ( snoring... ) 398 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,450 ( grunting... ) 399 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,355 ( hammering ) 400 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,356 SQUIDWARD! 401 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,193 THAT OUGHT TO HOLD HIM. 402 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,561 ( sawing ) 403 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,765 ( laughs ) 404 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,338 ( chuckling ) 405 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,705 HUH? 406 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,441 OH... 407 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,608 SPONGEBOB! 408 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,310 WHY, YOU LITTLE... 409 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:42,815 OH... 410 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,218 ( laughing ) 411 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,254 HMM... A KRABBY PATTY. 412 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:47,887 ( sniffing ) 413 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,957 OW! 414 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,659 ( stifled ): SQUIDWARD! 415 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,960 SO LONG, SPONGE LOSER. 416 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:54,961 ( yells ) 417 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,263 ( laughs ) 418 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:01,934 ( Squidward laughs ) 419 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,636 ( SpongeBob laughs ) 420 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,306 ( Squidward laughs ) 421 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,876 ( both grunting and straining... ) 422 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:27,727 SPONGEBOB... TRUCE. 423 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,928 TRUCE. 424 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,498 SPONGEBOB, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 425 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:35,001 IF WE KEEP THIS UP, NEITHER OF US WILL WIN THE AWARD. 426 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,403 YOU'RE RIGHT. 427 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:39,005 WE SHOULD SAVE OUR ENERGY FOR WORK 428 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,274 WHERE WE REALLY NEED IT. 429 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:45,011 OKAY, LET'S HAVE A GOOD, CLEAN FIGHT. 430 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,980 AND MAY THE BETTER MAN WIN. 431 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:53,286 ( thinking ): HE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING, BONELESS, INK-SQUIRTING, BIG-NOSED PHONY. 432 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,289 LOOK AT THAT BUCK-TOOTHED, CORN-FED SMILE. 433 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:59,759 YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM AS FAR AS YOU CAN THROW HIM. 434 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,662 AS SOON AS HE STOPS SHAKING MY HAND... 435 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,264 I'M GOING TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT. 436 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,671 ( both laugh nervously ) 437 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:15,375 ( gasping and panting ) 438 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:19,379 * MONEY, MONEY, GOING TO MAKE SOME MONEY... * 439 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,947 ( squishing and squirting ) 440 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,616 ( gasping and panting ) 441 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:27,887 AH, IT WARMS ME WALLET TO SEE ME EMPLOYEES COMING IN SO EARLY. 442 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,988 ( gasping and panting ) 443 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,591 BOYS, YOU'RE EARLY. 444 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,526 ( gasping and panting ) 445 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,328 WAIT...! 446 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,931 ( crashing and clattering ) 447 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,000 LOOK, MR. KRABS, CLEAN FLOORS! 448 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,836 CLEAN TABLES, MR. KRABS! 449 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,607 CLEAN DISHES, MR. KRABS! 450 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:50,710 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 451 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:51,978 IT'S MORE EFFICIENT 452 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,381 TO CLEAN DISHES THIS WAY, MR. KRABS. 453 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,948 NO! 454 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,452 FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATES FOR YOU, MR. KRABS! 455 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,922 LOOK, I'M PUTTING MY OWN MONEY INTO THE REGISTER, MR. KRABS! 456 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:07,460 TWO SPATULAS TO INCREASE PRODUCTIVITY, MR. KRABS! 457 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,662 FASTER, SPONGEBOB, FASTER. 458 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,532 THERE'S NOTHING TO THIS PATTY FLIPPING, MR. KRABS. 459 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:16,002 I'LL EASILY DOUBLE YOUR OUTPUT, SPONGE HOG! 460 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,505 BOYS, BOYS, BOYS! 461 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,741 WHA... HELP! 462 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,410 HELP! 463 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,691 HEY, FREE KRABBY PATTIES! 464 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,693 HEY, LOOK AT THAT, KRABBY PATTIES! 465 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,929 Krabs: WAIT, YOU'VE GOT TO PAY FOR THOSE. 466 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,831 WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! 467 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,133 BOYS, THE KRABBY PATTIES! 468 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:50,803 SO, WHO'S THE WINNER OF EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH? ME, ME, ME...! 469 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:51,971 ME, ME, ME...! 470 00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:54,006 WAIT! BOYS, THE KRABBY PATTIES! 471 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,776 BOYS, WAIT...! 472 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:59,579 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 473 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,714 and NICKELODEON] 474 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:28,040 [Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]